I Shipped that way before it set sail.

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is she about to get shot in the head jfc

Snitches get stitches

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a modern hero

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If the President is a woman, then the husband of the President might be called “First Gentleman” as that’s also what you call the the husbands of the female governors in some states and there are other countries who have female presidents and their husbands are called “First Gentlemen” by their country’s media.

I think we should call him the First Ladyman. Or the first dude. President Smelborp and First Ladyman John Green.



I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one.


^^ I see what you did there.

You sly motherfucker

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Adorable Sugar Glider Trevor eats orange and falls asleep

My name Trevor

Hi trevor

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Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name

Someone find a gif from
Spy kids of Carmen saying her full name and it unlocking that kickass spy house

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I scrolled hoping for a description and there wasn’t one

none is needed

Next level

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Anonymous asked: Once you get this you have to say five things you like about yourself publicly then send this to ten of your favourite followers! (This is non negotiable)

Ahh shit okay 5 things I like about me:
1. I’m really quick with good comebacks
2. I crack myself up
3. I’m rather independent
4. I can’t stop smiling when I make eye contact with people
5. My confidence has risen quite a bit this summer which is crazy cause it was at like -73838 and now it’s at like. 3. 😊


what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear 

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